Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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