Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
When did angry sex become our thing?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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