So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
