I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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