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(612): View more from Minnesota

On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.

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(805): View more from California

bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...

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(509): View more from Washington

Can I ask u a weird question?

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Sure

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do u have the hershy squirts too?

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(504): View more from Louisiana

standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.

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(315): View more from New York

Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.

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(503): View more from Oregon

since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either

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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.

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(234): View more from Ohio

I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.

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(212): View more from New York

My penis is lonely

(202): View more from Washington, DC

So is my ring finger

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