so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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