her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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