we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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