My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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