I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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