love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Everything about him screamed your future.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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