You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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