I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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