no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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