just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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