ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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