Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
True college students do jello shots in the library
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