hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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