This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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