i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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