What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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