wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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