I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
My vagina just recognized that song.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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