Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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