i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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