It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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