so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I want her autograph on my taint
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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