wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
third nipple confirmed
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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