just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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