we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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