That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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