as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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