I cockslap morals
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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