After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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