I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
This house was built for laser tag.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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