I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
i out mim tonsoeep
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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