Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Holy shit dude........stairs
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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