why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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