Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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