your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Ladies don't puke and tell
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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