well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
The uberlube is also flammable
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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