I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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