So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
3pm strippers are depressing
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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