I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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