"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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