Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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