I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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