Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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