...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Soap is not a condiment
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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