He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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